me: I’m so ugly omg I have no talents or friends I hate myself I’m gonna die in a cardboard box one day me: back the fuck up bitch I’m the queen roll out the red carpet for me I’m the best person ever later peasants
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life *Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on *Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is *A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone *Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school *Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple" physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
What I say: Oh yeah, that guy was in it, he was in some other movies, his name is like...Robert? What is in my head: Actors full name, age, spouse, birthday, the movies release date, director, full cast, and box office sales.