i hate when people sit next to me on the bus but i also get really offended when they don’t
do you ever get pissed at someone for something they did and the anger goes away after a short period and you try to force yourself to stay angry because you feel you werent mad for long enough
i should probably just not talk ever since i get ignored half the time anyway
me: i’m gonna study when i get home
me: i’ll just study before i go to bed
me: i’ll just study in the morning
me: i’ll just study on the way to school
me: i’ll just study in this class
me: i’ll just study in the hall
me: i’ll just study before the test
me: i’ll just study during the test
‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on
#’it’s just drizzling’ said the PE teacher opening an umbrella
“running for 20 minutes isn’t that bad”, said the PE teacher from the chair
‘you’ve got to stay healthy’ said the PE teacher eating a mars bar
my idea of a perfect date:
you pick me up at 8 pm sharp. you arrive in a limo with a hot tub and we drive to a remote mountain cottage. it must be snowy and all the trees will be decorated with christmas lights
we get out, you hand over the briefcase. it contains exactly 5 million dollars in cash. after checking the authenticity, we shake hands, i get back into the limo and drive off.
do you ever just look at people at school and have a sudden urge to push them down the stairs
“participation is part of your grade, so make sure you speak up in class”
